Ever get so mad you wanted to call someone up and tell them exactly what you thought of them?
It's probably smartest to hang up before you do, but that advice must have slipped past Mission Viejo's Thomas Troy Bitter.
Bitter reportedly called several FBI officials and left obscene, violence-laden messages for them. And just so they knew who he was, he also reportedly left his birth date, full name and social security number.
When FBI agents came knocking, he allegedly told them he feared the FBI had arranged to have little girls block his path in the supermarket.
Soon after, Bitter found himself in jail.
You can read more here, but be warned that the link contains several explitives as it quotes Bitter's messages.